I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?Yup
Ok fuck it. An anon suggested it so here it goes….
I planned my suicide 17 days from now….
The anon asked me to do this so fuck it
For every 100 notes ill move it a week back. Im doing this just to prove to that anon it wont even get that first 100….
Everyone give this as many notes as you can please.I cant believe so many people who never knew i even exited cared enough to do this..omg…
And I swear if anyone sends them hate…
So Google does math for you??
IT EVEN FOILS
i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct
all. fucking. correct.
DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(
HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!
oh my god
i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
The fourth annual iHeartRadio Music Festival lineup was announced Wednesday – and it’s packed with the industry’s finest.
The genre-spanning mega-concert, slated for Sept. 19 and 20 in Las Vegas, will feature performances by Taylor Swift, Coldplay, Usher, One Direction and more and, as in the past, will highlight surprise collaborations.
Though the collaborations are under wraps, one thing fans can expect is new material from Taylor Swift: The singer’s follow-up to 2012’s Red is due this fall, and Tom Poleman, president of national programming platforms for Clear Channel, confirms she’ll be performing new music"
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave